Black Wii Hits America NOW! Suprise! Includes Resort

March 4th, 2010

Nintendo has, without warning, released a black Wii bundle in America. The $199 bundle includes everything the white bundle has plus Wii Sports Resort, and a Wii Motion Plus adapter. They’re already showing up in stores, so if you want one hit up your local Walmart.

Black Wii Bundled With Wii Sports Resort

Lara Croft And The Gaurdian Of Light Announced

March 4th, 2010

Lara Croft And The Gaurdian Of The Light

Crystal Dynamics has announced the latest Tomb Raider game, except it’s not a Tomb Raider game. They’re dropping the Tomb Raider moniker and just calling it Lara Croft and the Gaurdian of Light, they aren’t releasing any details except that it’s being made as a downloadable only title. They’ll be showing the game behind closed doors this month at the Game Developers Conference.

EA game lets YOU kill Michael Jackson!

June 30th, 2009

Electronic Arts publishers of major video game franchises such as Madden NFL 10, and Mirror’s Edge, have revealed new downloadable content for their free to play online murder simulator Battlefield Heroes, that will allow you to kill Michael Jackson like characters.

Michael Jackson In EA Murder Simulator

Originally they were going to charge for these Michael Jackson costumes, but due to a misinterpretation of customer outrage they have decided to simply promote the game by giving them away for free.

Michael Jackson Death Exploited By EA

New Mega Man Game Announced

June 21st, 2009

MegaMan exe

A new ZX? New 8-bit or 16-bit downloadable? Nope! A Mega Man Starforce/BattleNetwork crossover for DS. Oh well maybe next year.

PSP Go Fuck Yourself To Cost $250.00

June 2nd, 2009

…and for you rich Europeans 250.00 euros!!

2.5D Super Mario Bros. Wii!!!!!

June 2nd, 2009

Holy shit! 

From the Wii booth, the traditional style Super Mario Bros. logo with Wii on the end! Super Mario Bros. Wii
Super Mario Bros Wii

2D style blocks, fire flower!!, and goomba.
E3 Super Mario Bros Wii

Here they are lightened  up.
E3 Super Mario Bros. WiiSuper Mario Bros. Wii

This is the real deal folks, pictures taken from the Wii booth shots at IGN. Put a bullet in Milo’s head Nintendo wins E3.

Shiren The Wanderer Wii Coming To America

June 2nd, 2009

Thanks to Atlus!

Shiren The Wanderer Wii

E3 The Beatles Xbox 360 To Get Exclusive DLC Song

June 1st, 2009

The Xbox 360 version of Rock Band’s The Beatles will have exclusive DLC! One whole fucking song!!! The song is All You Need Is Love.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles The Crystal Bearers E3 Trailer

June 1st, 2009

Looks great, and it’s coming out this winter!

Zephyr: Rise Of The Elementals Announced

May 29th, 2009

Today Konami annouced Zephyr Rise of the Elementals for all platforms. You play as a tornado, and right now it kinda looks like shit. Short trailer here.